Passwords are incredibly inconvenient

You are probably wondering why I haven’t updated my blog or added any new posts in such a long time.  It was partially because of school and a computer game called Spore, but mostly it was because I forgot my password.  User name is easy.  It’s my name.  If you forgot your user name, you need some help.  Back to the password.  You always know when you’ve forgotten.  The cursor sits blinking in the password box, and you sit there, staring blankly at the screen.  You try anyways.  ”Incorrect password.”  [I really hate it when it says "incorrect user name or password."  If it would just tell me which one it was!]  Then, different variations of the first attempted password are tried.  Finally, we have to stop and think, because eventually the computer will say that the maximum amount of password tries had been reached, and you’re blocked for a day.  If that happens, all of the previously wrong passwords are forgotten, and you’re blocked again for trying them  a second time.  Day three.  This time, instead of desperately trying the names of everyone you’ve ever know and the date of every event of importance, you stop and think.  It goes from”I probably chose the name of my chicken,” to “Well, I like sweet potato fries, so….”  Absolutely ridiculous.  After day five of exceding the maximum password attempt limit, you give up and vow to never blog again.  Until you realize that you’re still logged in on you’re mom’s laptop.  Pitiful, I know.

If I ever want to become famous, I really need to start remembering my password.  Number passwords……. chuh, piece of cake!  Word password, easy.  If it has to be at least seven letters, a little harder.  A password that is both letters, numbers, and at least one symbol…… *horrified screaming*  Obviously, I’m not good with them.  Otherwise, I wouldn’t have had a three month lull in blog posts. And I promise, the whole time, every day in fact, I thought of my poor blog.  I knew I should be trying to remember the password, but I was just so discouraged!  Guilty was I, for leaving you, the pitiful readers, starving for a good post.  But, I’m back now.  So don’t worry!  However, I do have to leave for school now.  However, I’ll make sure to stay logged in, or you guys will never hear from me again.  Bye now!

Published in: on December 4, 2009 at 12:00 am  Comments (2)  
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